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Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000 

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.
male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you
female: “you know how i do

slurp slurp bitch 

when that bitch just keeps downing all that tea that you keep spilling bc you are gossip spreading whore :) FOR REAL

(yall were thinking that dirty business *shakes head* get your mind out of the gutter! )
yes SLURP SLURP BITCH SLURP THAT TEAAAAA UPPPPP

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang 

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
Slurp my gooch.”
Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

Slurp that stew 

to "Slurp that stew" is to perform Cunnilingus.
Sharon (as Steve performs oral sex on her): Oooh yah, Come on baby! Slurp that stew!!!
Slurp that stew by Da Boglin November 6, 2010