silent but violent

A fart that is smelt but not heard. Smellier than a standard fart because energy is not dissipated by the buttock-flapping sounds.

“Jeee-sus! Have you just let one off?”

”Yeah, sorry. Silent but violent.”

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a fart that is like a silent bomb but instead of an explosion its a smell trained to kill noses.

Husband: Honey the dog did the "silent but violent" again.
Wife:I'll get the gas masks.

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Silent but Violent

When one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.

John: Dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?

Mike: No, but I think it was Emily. She's had a hostory of them.

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What a smell, what a smell.

What a mighty bad smell.

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