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shrimpbag 

A shrimpbag is annoying child or very callow adult.. It's typically used in a sentence to describe someone who is annoying, short, and possibly "chubby" .... Little siblings will get annoyed and for those people who are known for a clean vocabulary ... This is the word of choice my friend.
Mother: Timmy you little SHRIMPBAG! You didn't do the dishes.... Whhhyyy?

Timmy: Wha...Why did you call me a SHRIMPBAG?

Mother: Don't back talk me!! ... Go to your room , you're grounded and I will call you a shrimpbag whenever I WANT TOO! .... SHRIMPBAG , SHRIMPBAG , SHRIMPBAG!!

Timmy: ** Hides in room for the rest of the day ** .... Mother why have you done this to me.. ** talks in deep voice with puberty cracks**
shrimpbag by cactuscutie432 September 20, 2016
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shrimpbag 

The action of flipping off the Google Earth car, named after a reddit user who did this and found his picture later on Google Earth
I passed the Google Earth car today and shrimpbagged it
shrimpbag by Elkaseltzer May 2, 2023

Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".
"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"
Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009
The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.
Jeb: Duncan you’re a fucking shrimpa
Shrimpa by shrimpadorian69 September 12, 2019

Shrimpma male 

A male shrimp who fries rice
He who woks another path
Cross him and he’ll put some shells in you
He a rare breed fr💯
Her: Omg a shrimpma male fried this rice? he’s so hot and do sex.
Shrimpma male by horned gas July 11, 2021

rusty shrimpbowl 

It is the act in which a man cums into the ass of the woman he is currently pounding, sucks his own cum out of her ass with a straw, immediately shoves a finger into her gaping asshole, fishhooks her with the 'rusty' finger and spits his own semen into her mouth... thus creating the Rusty Shrimpbowl.
There really is no example that will completely encompass the awesomeness of the Rusty Shrimpbowl. Regular Shrimpbowls are available if you omit the rusty finger and fishhook.

Butthole Shrimping 

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.
I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.