Shredded Cheese 

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

Shredded Cheese by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

shredded cheese 

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

shredded cheese by horse-killer May 23, 2016

Shredded cheese 

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

Shredded cheese by Shredded Cheese April 15, 2018

Shredded Cheese 

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.

Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!

Shredded Cheese by Poopooman76 June 24, 2020

Shredded Cheese 

When a chick with braces gives you head

Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie

Shredded Cheese by The Defecator May 7, 2020

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper 

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

shredded cheese and milk 

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

shredded cheese and milk by got your nose May 26, 2020