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shkombied 

1.To get crossed-over by a small loser with high hopes, and repeated highschool twice.

2.To get schooled by a small minkus fuck.

3. joke of the class, has outbursts in basketball game, when he crosses you over. or shoots 3 pointers in your eye every chance he gets the ball.

4. class chants shkombie!, shkombie, shkombie
OMG, MIKIE JUST GOT SHKOMBIED!

you my friend just got shkombified.
shkombied by dookieminkus January 26, 2009
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Shoombie 

adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.
1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'
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Shombies 

A combination of Shit and Zombies.

When you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.
I just had the spiciest Thai food ever and I feel a batch of Shombies brewing.
Shombies by ADD_IT December 9, 2013
Noun; zombie made of shadows.

Known only to be found in Alan Wake. Armed with axes and chainsaws, manifest at inopportune times.

Plural: shombies.
Girl 1: I think we're going to make it to the next light source... here you play for a bit.

Girl 2: ok-AHHHHH

Girl 1: OMG that shombie manifested itself from nowhere and we're out of torch batteries!
Shombie by Cptn Chaos January 7, 2011

shoobied 

past tense form of a word usually said when a group of skaters went to the local skate park and theres rocks that were purposefully thrown all over the park.
Someone shoobied the whole skate park. Why would someone do such a thing.

The skate park got shoobied guys. Better bring a broom if you wanna skate.
shoobied by Bobanmarsky December 15, 2015
Person 1: The ski hill is opening tomorrow! Real, live people skiing on the hill!

Person 2: Better than those damn skombies who were skiing on there before.
skombie by waa..taa..shiiii..WAAAAA November 28, 2010

shombies 

possessed apparently brain dead shoppers especially around christmas and holiday times
I nearly got trampled by a mob of shombies at the local WalMart last black friday.
shombies by greenbean7774 March 10, 2011