Shit stick

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.

I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.

by Kimbaliod December 01, 2009

Shit Stick

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

by grouchodude July 04, 2006

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 04, 2004

Shit Stick

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.

I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK

by andravian February 10, 2011

Shit Stick

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

Shit Stick

Toilet plunger.

Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

shit stick

Used in a outhouse during winter to knock down the frozen feces piling up near the opening.

I was afraid to sit on the seat until I used the shit stick to knock over the frozen poop

by Humpbacks February 05, 2016