shit on my dick 

a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)

Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"

shit on my dick by TheGorillaMist January 4, 2009

Shit on my dick 

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

Shit on my dick by Quadzy December 14, 2014

shit on my dick 

term used when something bad has just happened to you

"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"

shit on my dick by i pun all nubbies June 27, 2007

shit on my dick 

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

shit on my dick by raydio April 4, 2006

shit on my dick 

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

shit on my dick by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

Shit On My Dick 

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

Shit On My Dick by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011

shit on my dick 

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment

Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!

shit on my dick by leefvc April 12, 2009