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1) a reaction to a really shocking and important story.
2) a way to say "that sucks, i'm sorry" after someone has told you something truly shitteous that happened to them recently.
3) what a father replies to a son when the son asks what is that in the toilet.
1)
kid: "i smoked soo much weed and then ate a pie out of the garbage..."
kids friend: "SHIT, SON!!!!!"

2)
guy #1: "i've had such an awful day. first, my pet fish died. then my girlfriend broke up with me. and now I found out that I only have 2 days to live.
guy #2: "shit, son."

3)
little boy: "daddy, what is that brown stuff in the toilet?"
father: "shit, son."
SHIT, SON by Numba123 October 12, 2009
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Usually said in disbelief, shock, or amazment.
Shit son! I didnt know we get ALL 100 porn channels!!!
shit son by Bill Kiniry April 10, 2006

Oh Shit Son 

A more profane and direct variation of the phrase Oh Snap, often used to indicate pleasurable suprise or to express amazement towards an individual.

Usually directed towards a person.
"Oh shit Son, you really fucked up the car"

<Bobert_the_great is on a kigging spree>
"Oh shit son, you're tearing up the place"

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch 

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.
a general exclamation used in any situation, good or bad
shit son, that was tight
shit son! we almost died!
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oh shit son 

An exclamation useable in just about any situation to show delight, surprise, disgust, etc...
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son of shit 

When someone is the absolute worst. It does not get much worse than the Son of Shit.
That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.

I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.
son of shit by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016
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