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Service

1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.
From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.
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To have sex with a female
Tell me you wouldn't service that.
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v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
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"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."
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"oh for fucks sake this pan isnt clean, SERVICE!"
"KIM STFU! SERVICE!!"
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To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.
Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!
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1. The act of showing someone up in basketball
Were you there to see dat service last night? Kid dunked on his grill!
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