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Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Seniorship 

The act of becoming friends with a senior in school, just because they are a senior and you'll never see them again.
"Are they dating?"

"Nope, she's developing seniorships with every guy for later use.."
Seniorship by keeperofdanorth October 4, 2010

seniorsitting 

Watching the elderly, retired or anyone older than yourself because they need to be entertained.
My father came to my house to watch the football game. He fell asleep after drinking a bunch of beers. Now I’m stuck here seniorsitting because I don’t want to wake him up.
seniorsitting by "The Jug" November 13, 2021