SDUE 

For someone Dumber than Dumb! Super Dumb User Error.

WOW! I can't believe that was a SDUE Super Dumb User Error!

SDUE by SDUE November 29, 2019

devil’s due 

the best harry styles fanfic ever created tbh. it’s a story on wattpad about a girl named river who walks into a tattoo shop with her best friends, who soon meet a man named harry styles, who happens to work there. the story is written by petit_cerise (on wattpad!) - also just a quick warning that it’s a mature story! so please read the introduction before reading<3 if you do happen to see this val, just know that i love the story so much<3 thank you for this masterpiece.

person 1: have you read devil’s due on wattpad??
person 2: i haven’t
person 1: well you should! it’s the best harry styles fanfic currently to exist!

devil’s due by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021

rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

rent's due by Camwood September 30, 2023