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School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole
Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth
by Wienerface buttsex December 8, 2016
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A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.
"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"
by sithsiri October 16, 2017
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by Dumb*** furry November 18, 2020
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It isn’t food. It slightly resembles food. Barely edible.
The school food tastes like ass but I’m hungry.
by cobbledsloth September 14, 2022
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School Food is mostly very very bad. Like no joke, at first I thought it was 5 star food but in the end it was like cocaine
Student: Damn this school food sucks.
School: On a budget right now.
by DingSingSong March 11, 2021
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Food that makes food at home look gourmet.
Son: Can we have McDonald's?
Mom: We have school food.
Son: I'd rather have food at home.
by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022
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