Sane Patrick's Day 

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

Sane Patrick's Day by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

Super Sane Shit 

When you take a shit while screaming at the top of your lungs and pushing all of your shit out in one blow. To picture it, think of a shotgun blast coming out of your ass

My ass hurts after taking that super sane shit.

Super Sane Shit by Master shitfu March 18, 2020

Safe & Sane Surfer 

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

Safe & Sane Surfer by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

half sane 

Some pessimists would call Old Joe half crazy - but being an optimist, l call him half sane!

Joe is half sane!

half sane by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020

gnome sane

Know what I'm sayin?

How many 29 year-old record company executives operate out of their mom's trailer? Gnome sane...

gnome sane by James Lahey June 4, 2004

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

nome sane? by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

Wonko the sane 

If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would hten have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.

John "Wonko The Sane" Watson is tall and gangly.

He lives in an inside-out house overlooking the Pacific Ocean. That is, to visit you park on the carpet. There's a sign on the wall that reads, "Come Outside." He considers the rest of the world to be "The Asylum," because it seemed to him that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which he could live and stay sane.

Wonko knows more about the dolphins than any other human being alive.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

Wonko the sane by Wonko_The_Sane January 22, 2005