THIS REFERS TO ANYONE WHO USES CRAIGSLIST OR RELATED SITES TO COLLECT NEEDS OR WANTS - REFER BACK TO THE 70s show SANFORD AND SON
Man! He used his sandfordness to furnish his whole house!
by magsymac October 17, 2010
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To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.
He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.
by NKRoks November 25, 2016
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A fundamental member of British girl group 'The Saturdays' who has attracted an obscene amount of attention due to her whimsical personal life and quirky hairstyle.

Consequently she is often the most conspicuous and recognizable member of the saturdays.
Jono: "Yo Ali, which is your favourite member of the Saturdays?"
Ali: "Well Jono, it would have to be Frankie Sandford"
Jono: "Oh yeah?"
Ali: "Yeah. I am completely bowled over by her enigmatic flopsy hair bob and her controversial manner in which she handles her men"
Jono: "Hahahahaha"
by hegemonicracoon April 20, 2011
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so basically this is supposed to be like a doppelganger of louis tomlinson. in most (old) interviews, if harry was asked if he had a crush on anyone he would say frankie sandford and louis would grin ear-to-ear. when he says that, he really means louis..
interviewer: would do you have a crush on?
harry styles: um... definitely... frankie sandford
louis tomlinson: *smirking*
by literallythisisgettingannoying November 24, 2020
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1/5 of the most popular British Girlband 'The Saturdays'. Started a hairstlye revolution with her floppy 'boy cut'. Doesn't get enough credit for her beautiful voice. Uses the word amazeballs. Likes cookies.
Question: 'What's the definition of perfection?'
Answer: 'Frankie Sandford.'
by ChocolateBiscuit August 15, 2011
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the process by which one becomes a horse. once thought to be as improbable as alchemy, cases have proven conclusively the efficacy of such a phenomenon.

symptoms include:

loud neighing speech, often at inappropriate social junctions and containing inappropriate content, when intelligible.
engorged gums and teeth, causing the frame of the mouth to protrude from the face.
messy eating habits
obsession with shoes and general covering of hooves.
"HAAAAAAAAAYY! i just got these rad kicks. they are radical. revere them. ima go kick right now on my deck which i bought from bleeker st cause its not legit otherwise. later buuu-ddy"

a classic and sadly incurable case of sandford syndrome
by peeeeeeeeeeppitt April 13, 2010
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A nice person, silent but deadly, techno genius, Living embodiment of a tin of shoe polish (doesn't look very fun but when you start using it you cant stop). You know Sheldon Cooper from TBBT, imagine him as British and a 14 year old.
"James Sandford, you walkin' home?"
"Yea, you?"
by Alfiewho05 January 14, 2020
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