SAMF

Sexy ass mother fucker. SAMF
Used to describe someones sexyness.

Person 1: Damn mccree is a samf

Person 2: Bruh hes not a samf at all....

by ThatOneDuck August 23, 2017

SAMF

Sad Ass Mother Fucker

Someone who is one or more is 1+ of the following: pathetic, self involved, only cares about themselves, cold hearted, mean.
Example: Brandon is a SAMF!

by PopplesYourHeart March 21, 2020

SAMF

stupid ass mother fucker

That guy is one SAMF.

by beechtree July 11, 2008

SAMF

sev ass mother fucker.

sev is the armenian word for black

Alex Derian is so black, he's such a SAMF.

by melsaboss June 30, 2011

SAMF

"sev" ass mother fucker

That man is such a SAMF!

by hyeeeeerrr June 30, 2011

SAMF

Acronym meaning Sloshed Ass Mother Fucker.

Joe was definitely a samf last night.

by PurpleHawk June 05, 2009

SAMF

Smart Ass Mother Fucker

(while talking on the computer since you have no life...and apparently neither do i)

dude. that one guy john is such a samf.

whats a samf?

a smart ass mother fucker. duh.

by narag March 04, 2007