SAM.F

SAM.F usually sits in his room like a fat slob on his pc and usually has a rich family

SAM.F usually sits in his room like a fat slob on his pc and usually has a rich family

SAM.F by 098765434 September 5, 2022

Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Sam Fogarino 

Amazing drummer from the band Interpol. Joined in year 2000 to replace original drummer, Greg.

Also makes his own pasta.

Sam kicks major ass.

Sam Fogarino by Mindy February 25, 2005

Sam (female) 

Sam is the strangest girl you will ever meet in your entire life. Often times she is too smart for her own good and that in combination with her sick sense of humor, dry wit, and intense charisma can often scare people she first meets. Sam is so unique that so many people become infatuated with her and as a result she has an impressive amount of suitors and loyal best friends. It is never a dull moment when you are with Sam, but you DO NOT want to get on her bad side because she is the most passionate arguer of all time and is insanely good at roasts. She will annihilate you. She is also 800 times smarter than her sister.

I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like Sam (female)!

Sam (female) is a motherfucking force to be reckoned with.

Sam (female) by jaspersmiley May 24, 2018

Sam Foster 

Sam Foster is an extremely zesty person who constantly fantasizes about taking it up the bum.

"dang Sam Foster is so zesty he started watching gay porn during a game of soccer"

Sam Foster by Deez F. Nuts October 24, 2022

sam fender 

sam fender is one of the most talented and amazing artists to ever exist. he’s so funny, entertaining and adorable. he got a really beautiful and interesting voice and he’s so beautiful inside and out. he’s also an underrated artist who deserves more recognition but i’m sure he will get THAT recognition and support really soon because he’s going to save the music industry in 2019 and nobody is ready. yohoo!!

sam fender is releasing his first album on september 13th, don’t forget to buy and stream it.

sam fender by greasyspoon28 August 24, 2019

Sam Fogarino 

Drummer of the band Interpol. He previously lived in Florida for a couple of years and was part of a band called the Holy Terrors, a punk rock band. Quite possibly the most humble and kind member in the band, he can also play the drums like a sex beast and it is really impressive that he can play in those dress shirts. He likes to cook.

Sam is the member of Interpol with culinary prowess.

Sam Fogarino by LolaLola August 31, 2005