A large satchel like area situated below the stomach region, where excess (often wrinkly) fat is placed, in a hopeful attempt to hide away the unattractive overproduced skin. Elderly and obese women usually possess this kind of bodily object.
So not to defeat the purpose of looking skinny in my skinny jeans, i squashed the flab at the end of my stomach into my trusty sagbag.
Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.
*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"