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Paragon's Dialysis
When you initially think something has gone well, but the longer you have to reflect the worse you think you've done. But actually it's all just in your mind and your initial thoughts are the correct ones.
Mick: How did the interview go?
Paula: I thought it went well at first, but the more I think about it, the more I think it went badly.
Mick: Sounds like a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: Yeh could just be a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: I thought it went well at first, but the more I think about it, the more I think it went badly.
Mick: Sounds like a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: Yeh could just be a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paragon's Dialysis by Paragon's Dialysis Machines November 17, 2020
Related Words
S.Dilly • Kyle's Dill Dick • Paragon's Dialysis • S • S.A.L. • S-A-T • S.O. • s.t.p. • s'more • S.E.A.L.
Kyle's Dill Dick
A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.
"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
Kyle's Dill Dick by KermieWormie March 20, 2024
The Junkie’s Dillema
The Junkie’s Dillema by OxygenBeliever January 25, 2023
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