S.Dilly

if all the straws from save the turtles was a person

PLASTIC

s.dilly looks like she is made of recycled plastic straws

by among gus July 12, 2021

Paragon's Dialysis

When you initially think something has gone well, but the longer you have to reflect the worse you think you've done. But actually it's all just in your mind and your initial thoughts are the correct ones.

Mick: How did the interview go?
Paula: I thought it went well at first, but the more I think about it, the more I think it went badly.
Mick: Sounds like a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: Yeh could just be a case of Paragon's Dialysis

by Paragon's Dialysis Machines November 17, 2020

Kyle's Dill Dick

A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.

"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"

by KermieWormie March 20, 2024

The Junkie’s Dillema

When an addict experiences discomfort when sober, but when under the influence wishes they sober.

I have finally experienced The Junkie’s Dillema

by OxygenBeliever January 25, 2023