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S'whit

(Verb) Using the bathroom while drinking an alcoholic beverage e.g: urinating while drinking a beer in your hand.
1. Gonna take this drink with me to the bathroom so I can S'whit
2. Just saw that dude go in the bathroom with his drink, he's probably S'whitting
by Zido March 26, 2022
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twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.
Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."
by #1 bish January 5, 2019
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stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
by illumithottie December 4, 2018
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Schrodinger's Whites

A term pertaining to Jewish existence in modern media. The statement refers to how Jews are treated in modern media, showing how they are treated in the culture group of "Whites" by colored-rights activists and how they are treated in the culture group of "Colored" by white supremacists.

Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.
A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.
by ThatShyKidAndrew November 15, 2018
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Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
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Poor man's whiteclaw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!
by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020
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Charlie's white chocolate factory

A double "angry dragon" performed in a 69 by two guys.
Bret and Steve operated Charlie's white chocolate factory last night...what a mess they made of that operation.
by t-bag555 June 14, 2010
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