S'pol

A town filled with fuckboys

This town is s'pol.

by pinkandpurpleunicorns August 17, 2017

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Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

by souperpig November 4, 2009

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Barber's Pole

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.

"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"

by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

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The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.

Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015

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Bell’s Policy

This is the policy that states the internet provider Bell is allowed to access the chip in your brain that is produced by the COVID-19 vaccine and that they can update it through their internet connection and sell your information to the world elites.

Anthony: Bell’s Policy allowed Bell to brainwash Connor.
Connor: I’m not brainwashed by Bell’s policy.
Anthony: Yes you are. You have been brainwashed by the world elites due to the corona virus which China has been creating for the last 30 years to create biological warfare and normalize lockdown. Also they have spied on us through Tik Tok.
Connor: Your retarded.

by Anthony Sestanovic January 19, 2021

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