Ryan the G

Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)

if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous

Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?

Ryan the G: hell yeah man!

Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!

*signs shirt*

Ryan the G by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023

ryan the degen gambler 

a degen gambler who is broke

ryan the degen gambler is the biggest degen

ryan the degen gambler by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021

Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad

Ryan is the most masculine, has the big muscles , has the highest testosterone man has every seen. Ryan pulls all the bitches, I'm talking the goth girls with the fattest ass. So masculine he see every other gender as female.

Do you know "Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad"?

Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad by JaytheSsumdeeSucker October 18, 2023

Ryan Henry the girl 

Simp who simps for people who start with the letter C usually slim thick and always denies her feelings very outgoing and goofy

Ryan Henry the girl is such a simp

Ryan Henry the girl by urdad69696969 June 14, 2020

The Ryan Green Effect 

When you throw a party and after it happens you automatically think you are the shit.

Boy 1: Did you go to Andrew's party on Saturday?
Boy 2: Ya dude but Andrew's being a real asshole now.
Boy 1: Ya dude he has the Ryan Green effect.

The Ryan Green Effect by Sarah Norton February 8, 2014

The Ryan Green Effect 

The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.

He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!

The Ryan Green Effect by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018

ryanthegamer 

One of my brothers friends also he keeps shrugging ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ help he won't stop AAAAAAAAAAAA

Me:Hi!
ryanthegamer:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ryanthegamer by RandomDude4050 March 14, 2022