Ryan the G
Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)
if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)
if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?
Ryan the G: hell yeah man!
Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!
*signs shirt*
Ryan the G: hell yeah man!
Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!
*signs shirt*
Ryan the G by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023
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