Hottest man in existence, He turned me gay and turns me on. I would sell my soul to get a singlehair from his armpits. He is the love of my life and I want him to beat me.
1)He is Deadpool.
2)He is a God among men.
3)Even he makes fun of Green Lantern... because we all know it was a shitstorm.
4)He is fucking hilarious.
5)He is married to Blake Lively and we are all secretly jealous.
6)Follow him on Twitter... Like really guys it is worth it.
7)He fought to have FOX make the Deadpool movie for 10 years at the request of the internet.
8)When Deadpool was finished being filmed he STOLE THE FUCKING SUIT. Why? CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?
9)He is a bad ass and will steal from FOX like nobody's buisness
10)The internet loves him. He deserves it.
Person 1: Who is Ryan Reynolds?
Person 2: We're not friends anymore...
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because you are an uncultured shit. Time to make the Chimi-fucking-changas.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.