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Ruud Van Nistelroy 

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players
Ruud Van Nistelroy by Lauren December 12, 2003

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy by the godf4ther September 28, 2005

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.
The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026