"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
by KBCandleSparker November 24, 2010
by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 22, 2010
When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 22, 2010
It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.
I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.
by hammmmmm November 23, 2010
by kingofterror November 23, 2010
When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.
by JonasVee November 23, 2010
I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
by Go team venture November 23, 2010