her/him 

That one person everyone has. Everyone has a her, a him, a she, a he. They might make that person's life hell or they might create heaven on earth.

I fell for her/him again.
He/she fucked up.

her/him by fajjy fajot December 20, 2014

i should call her/him 

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

i should call her/him by lolpp37 June 13, 2020

I can fix her/him/them

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!

The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:

*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.

Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.

Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.

1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.

I can fix her/him/them by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

Not to much on her/him/them

stop talking about them

random boy: They ugly asf

me: Not to much on her/him/them

Not to much on her/him/them by Not to much 😭 . November 21, 2021

To show her/him the house 

to kiss someone. Someone who shows many people the house is known as a real-estate agent. When one is showing another the house, they may get to the first floor or the basement.

Did you show her/him the house?

That skank is SUCH a real-estate agent, she showed Timmy upstairs in the house.

I'd give the juice of my wenis to show her/him the house.

To show her/him the house by jagtastic13 July 25, 2010

put Her/Him To Sleep 

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going

Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay

put Her/Him To Sleep by oumpalumbalookingthangg May 6, 2019

ceiling her/him  

when the guys on top fucking her or him

he got on top of her/him and was ceiling her/him :)

ceiling her/him by sugar pie honey bun May 1, 2008