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Russian Blue 

A sex act involving a sexually frustrated man who has been teased for a justified amount of time (with blue balls) & a bottle of vodka.

Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.

Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.

This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
Adam: "I love you. Take me home & give me a Russian Blue"
Russian Blue by Hoju October 7, 2019
Words you can keep

russian blue 

Nasty ass honey badger, the most stank ass pussy you will ever meet
Your girlfriend smells like a Russian blue. honey badger wombat blue waffle Alabama hotpocket
russian blue by Kjg98513 March 4, 2017

blue russian 

60% vodka 40% blue snow cone syrup shot, originated in Virginia
blue russian by thetut December 25, 2007

Russian Blueberry 

When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.
Dude wanna go the gym?
Not right now, I got a Russian Blueberry on the foot.
Russian Blueberry by Rolandisnotme September 6, 2013
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Failure Shower 

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