A dude who has a massive crush on a girl but she just rejects him over and over. Kinda like being friendzoned but worse. He also doesnt have the balls to ask her out himself so he gets other people to do it for him
Dude 1: Oh Man I've got this massive crush on this girl but I'm scared to ask her out Dude 2: Dude, you're such a Scott Rushton
A person who comes from Manchester, who is quite partial to a spoon due to penis related injuries.
This person also is usualy extremely dumb and tends to struggle performing simple tasks like passing their driving tests as they turn up a day late.
'I really thought new years eve was the 1stJanuary, i'm such a mancy rushton'