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Rumple Minze 

1. A German-style liqueur brand known for their peppermint flavored schnapps.

2. A sex act involving a peppermint. A peppermint is slightly inserted into a person's sphincter to be licked until it completely dissolves, thus providing the ultimate rim job.

Can be done with either a traditional red and white peppermint, or on occasions where the lickee's hind quarters may be less than pristine, with a green and brown mint.

This activity is best enjoyed after consuming copious quantities of Rumple Minze.
Yo, dude, last night we went to the C&D Café and Nasty Steve overserved us on Rumple Minze. When we got home we were feeling frisky yet still desiring some minty goodness, so we totally rumple minzed in at least 3 different places in my apartment. My tongue was numb, but it was totally awesome!
Rumple Minze by LickY0Azz September 7, 2009
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Rumple Minze Rules 

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.
“Why didn’t he come to training today.”

“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016