A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of
Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand
Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night
long resulting in lack of
sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night
snack of
Rachel's Wickedly Delicious
Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.