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If it exists, It's been made into the Weezer blue album cover.

The "94" references the release date of the album.
Rivers: Aye bro, check out this Rule 94 I made.

Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.
Rule 94 by Admiral_Alex June 17, 2021
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rule 943 

There exists a furry version of every waifu, no exceptions
1: Did you see the furry rule 943 of your waifu?
2: Yeah man, it was hot as fuck
rule 943 by Rule 943 July 20, 2017

Rule 945 

Taken from XKCD comic number 945. xkcd.com/945/

A unnecessary or pointless use of the word "sorry". The rule states:

Rule 945 can be invoked by anyone who hears the word "sorry" in a circumstance the person saying it has no responsibly in the situation. Punishments vary from person to person, but the general rule of thumb is to ignore the person until they a) hand you the latest XKCD comic, printed on A3 paper, b) give you a hug, c) have pity sex with you, d) bring you hot chocolate and comfort food whist you cry (in situations where comfort is needed)
"My cat died" "I'm sorry" "rule 945"
"My mom's house burned down" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I call rule 945 on that"

"damn, i burned the chips again" "Sorry" "Rule 945"
Rule 945 by popelady November 13, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026