Rule 94 

Rule 92 and 93 dont exist until. If someone makes those rules they are invalid.

P1-i made rule 92 its...
P2-RUle 94
P1-... nevermind

Rule 94 by That guy, no not that one January 1, 2011

Rule 94 

If it exists, It's been made into the Weezer blue album cover.

The "94" references the release date of the album.

Rivers: Aye bro, check out this Rule 94 I made.

Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.

Rule 94 by Admiral_Alex June 17, 2021

rule 943 

There exists a furry version of every waifu, no exceptions

1: Did you see the furry rule 943 of your waifu?
2: Yeah man, it was hot as fuck

rule 943 by Rule 943 July 20, 2017

Rule 945 

Taken from XKCD comic number 945. xkcd.com/945/

A unnecessary or pointless use of the word "sorry". The rule states:

Rule 945 can be invoked by anyone who hears the word "sorry" in a circumstance the person saying it has no responsibly in the situation. Punishments vary from person to person, but the general rule of thumb is to ignore the person until they a) hand you the latest XKCD comic, printed on A3 paper, b) give you a hug, c) have pity sex with you, d) bring you hot chocolate and comfort food whist you cry (in situations where comfort is needed)

"My cat died" "I'm sorry" "rule 945"
"My mom's house burned down" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I call rule 945 on that"

"damn, i burned the chips again" "Sorry" "Rule 945"

Rule 945 by popelady November 13, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019