Rule 34D 

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

Rule 34D by Drakzor February 21, 2011

Rule 34D 

In relationship to it's namesake, rule 34D states that for every song, there is a dubstep remix of said song.

Billy: Know what my favorite song is?
Kevin: Tell me, let's find a dubstep version of it!
Billy: Screw dubstep, it's just noise!
Kevin: There are 54 dubstep remixes of Barny's 'I Love You' song...
Billy: That's so lame, screw Rule 34D...

Rule 34D by Chamber12 May 25, 2011

Rule 34D 

If a dog exists you can find and pet him on the internet if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs on the internet are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: You can, rule 34D, but you need to prepare your hands for full petting capacity!

Rule 34D by Artiquno June 10, 2018

Rule 34'd 

To make an object, character, or media francide comply with Rule 34.

Someone Rule 34'd the new show.

Rule 34'd by Mr. Definition Guy... May 31, 2020