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Rule 113 

I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.
Sally & Alex = Salex. Rule 113.
Rule 113 by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015
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rule 113 

(for males)
your friend moves to a better city and all the girls are freaks and extremely hot, and they are tappin everything there. and unluckyyy you all you get to do is hear!;cut the conversation



kid that moved:
man i banged my girl 11 times already and her twin wants to have a three-some....

friend:....dude your gay.... rule 113
rule 113 by KillaC_23 March 9, 2009

rule 1131918 

Invented by Lucie, if it exists, there is ASMR of it
Do you reckon there is such thing as Shrek ASMR?
Of course, you know, rule 1131918
rule 1131918 by My dixy rect July 30, 2020

Rule 1138 

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.
The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.
Rule 1138 by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011

ADAA Continuation Rule 113D 

When a final play elimination has occurred, the player who threw the eliminating ball steps and or crosses the denoted yellow center half court line. Crossing the center line results in a double fault. The player that was struck by the eliminating ball is therefore no longer eliminated, and the match proceeds immediately into sudden death elimination. In sudden death elimination, only striking an opposing player eliminates them; catching the ball does nothing. Both players feet must remain in the triangle at all times. Each player may throw the ball at any time after the referee calls the in-game restart.
-ADAA Continuation Rule 113D
Cotton McKnight – “I don’t believe it folks, Sudden Death. Well, let me tell ya. A double fault final play elimination hasn’t occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how that turned out.”

rule 113918 

if it exists, theres an ASMR of it.

(credits to luvie on youtube)
rule 113918 idk how to put it into a sentence actually lol
rule 113918 by Demiwaffles December 26, 2020
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