Rug rod 

Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.

Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!

Rug rod by sciflyer.25 February 21, 2013

rugrodent 

A rugrodent is a bad small child as opposed to a rug rat

Jeepers that kid of yours is such a rugrodent. Look the trail of crap it leaves behind as it moves. Have you thought about washing it?

rugrodent by simply jc March 4, 2024