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Rug rod

Similar to a fishing rod, an instrument used to snag and retrieve an obvious toupee that looks horrendous.
Vinny: Check out that middle-aged fool hitting on the brunette. With a hairpiece like that, he has no shot at banging her.
Carl: Yeah, I'll get the rug rod out of the trunk and expose this assclown's dome!
by sciflyer.25 February 21, 2013
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rugrodent

A rugrodent is a bad small child as opposed to a rug rat
Jeepers that kid of yours is such a rugrodent. Look the trail of crap it leaves behind as it moves. Have you thought about washing it?
by simply jc March 4, 2024
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