Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.
Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.
by thedeciver January 11, 2009
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Rug Monkey

A nickname for male genetalia
"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."
by Moe FIzz June 09, 2008
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Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos
“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey
by lemonzestpizza April 02, 2022
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