Rig-Monkey

A Rig-Monkey is someone who when at a free party or rave they feel the urge to start climbing the stack some Rig-Monkeys are ok an Get the crowd goin an get down. then there is the other sort. This Rig-Monkey wil keep climbing the stack urging people to join him. these are bad Rig-Monkeys an should be left at home

good...man1: Did you see that girl last night get up on the stack an dance an get everyone goin?
man2: yeah i was right there she was a right Rig-Monkey.

bad...man1: man did you see that nob last night?
man2: yeah wot a Rig-Monkey he kept gettin up there.

I thought at on point the stack was going to fall over.
man1:yeah he should av been left at home.

Rig-Monkey by davendave February 5, 2010

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Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

Monkey-rig by smarteepants May 10, 2012

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Rig-Monkey • Monkey-rig • Rug Monkey • reg monkey • ring monkey • rig • rig pig • rig bag • Rig-slut • Rig Bitch

SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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