Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LuciddSoul

Monkey knott rug burn

It's when you pay somebody 90 dollars for them to spit on your penis and crush it while stroking you off with paw gloves on

"Yo bro would you give me a Monkey knott rug burn for 90 dollars"

This is the name of a lesbian couple who love girl energy but sometimes need male energy

Look at those too selshis talking about being vegan

selshi by LuciddSoul April 1, 2021

Dango is a man who loves all women even dogs!

Hey did you know dango is banned from seeing any animals in a 100 foot radius

DANGO by LuciddSoul April 1, 2021