Rudy Ponder

The Three Rivers Mexican Spiderman pirate. He is the ultimate badass. He loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. He is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.

"Wow, he is such a Rudy Ponder, his girlfriend kicks ass...."

"Man, that guy is such a Rudy Ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything."