Ruben

Ruben is a very sexy portuguese guy and he can have sex for 60 minutes straight without cumming.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.

Random Girl - Oh! Look over there! It's Ruben!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!

by António Mendes December 22, 2021

Ruben

A awesome dude, who's better than Indy.

Ruben is better in Aion than Indy.

by Psycke November 14, 2016

Ruben

A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.

Can you believe that Ruben thinks he can heal a broken leg by doing leg lifts?

by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023

Ruben

Genuinely the greatest guy out there. If you have him in your life, consider yourself one of luckiest people in the universe. He will always have your back and will help you through your troubles. Always has a word of wisdom to spare. Very, very sensitive but that only shows how much he cares for things/people. Has a huge heart of gold, we honestly don’t deserve him. If he was an animal it would be a puppy because both are equally cute. When he is not beating himself down because of his insecurities, he irradiates pure energy and good vibes and everybody’s mood just lights up. Fantastic music taste and great moves on the dance floor. He is the life of the party. Funny as hell, he loves a good joke. Smol bean but will fight you if you push his buttons, so just don’t do it. Worthy of much more than what has been given to him through is lifetime but the future is bright so he just has to hold tight.

Have you met Ruben?? He’s incredibly awesome

by DaisyDanvers September 7, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is a kind caring and sweet person who is very quiet and timid he is such a great friend

Emily; I wish I was like Ruben

by I’msorrytohearthatyourgrandmap April 20, 2021

Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!

That Ruben is not cool!

by haha! December 23, 2004

Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019