rubber chicken

-what a penis can look like when it is "shaven"
-another name for a penis

jojo: "did i tell you what michael said to me while we were hooking up?!"
demi: "no! what did he say!?!"
jojo: "he told her he felt bad because it looked like a rubber chicken..."

by HB LOVER March 24, 2011

Rubber Chicken

Any number of chicken-based dishes, usually drowned in sauce, and commonly served at a buffet or high-volume serving (such as a wedding or conference) where the chicken is overcooked, dry, and . . . rubbery.

The keynote speaker at the business conference was inspirational, but the rubber chicken lunch made me gag.

by Hey Now 415 March 10, 2005

Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber.

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

by Evil October 18, 2003

rubber chicken

In the game NetHack, slang for "cockatrice corpse."

On my last ascension I totally raped the Astral Plane with my wished-for rubber chicken

by inductor September 7, 2007

Rubber chicken

Used to hit people when they steal your chicken nuggets

You stole me nuggets.... * gets rubber chicken out*

Hits nick with rubber chicken

Nick: ow rubber chicken hurts

by $ky pace December 12, 2018

Rubber chicken

When you give him a handjob so hard it becomes soft because of the pure force

Sheila gave thomas a rubber chicken last night, he liked it tho.

by Ryrysthoughts November 7, 2019

rubber chicken circuit

The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election

by addasdasfgaf November 9, 2006