Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

Rub-A-Deuce by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

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Rub-A-Deuce • Rub a Dub • rub a dub dub • Rub-a-D • rub-a-dubbin • rub-a-dub dump • Rub a dud • rub-a-gus • rub a lamp • Rub a nug