Definitions by DirtyDickNBalls

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

Rub-A-Deuce by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016