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Royally screwed 

As the name suggests, it is when someone gets completely owned, royally meaning they fucked up on a large scale. A good example is in heist or psychological movies such as now you see me or oceans 11.
Man 1: Dude did you see oceans 11?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: The casino owner got royally screwed.

The Royally Screwéd 

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?