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an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.
As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.
routney by Yale 79er June 30, 2007
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An erection so huge and hard it causes all of the blood to rush out of your head and you pass out
Tyrone didn't come to work today because he had a routney. I hope he doesn't die as a result!
Routney by L D S February 5, 2014
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Rutney is the true definition of beyond greatness. His wholesomeness is indescribable, the sweetest and purest kind you can find.

He makes everyone feel comfortable and joyful regardless his own state. The man of every woman’s dream and the wish of every parents in law.

A great leader, who will enlarge the true desires of anyone. And let them feel love like they never felt before.
Rutney brings back the joy in every heart
rutney by Boefje November 23, 2021
A Routley is the most amazing person ever. They come from Europe and know how to make you smile and laugh. Always love a Routley
“Oh is that her…?”
Yeah, she’s a Routley”
Routley by (Ted4life8) March 26, 2024

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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