routney

an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.

As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.

by Yale 79er June 30, 2007

Routney

An erection so huge and hard it causes all of the blood to rush out of your head and you pass out

Tyrone didn't come to work today because he had a routney. I hope he doesn't die as a result!

by L D S February 5, 2014

rutney

Rutney is the true definition of beyond greatness. His wholesomeness is indescribable, the sweetest and purest kind you can find.

He makes everyone feel comfortable and joyful regardless his own state. The man of every woman’s dream and the wish of every parents in law.

A great leader, who will enlarge the true desires of anyone. And let them feel love like they never felt before.

Rutney brings back the joy in every heart

by Boefje November 23, 2021

Routley

A Routley is the most amazing person ever. They come from Europe and know how to make you smile and laugh. Always love a Routley

“Oh is that her…?”
“Yeah, she’s a Routley”

by (Ted4life8) March 26, 2024