Routley

A Routley is the most amazing person ever. They come from Europe and know how to make you smile and laugh. Always love a Routley

“Oh is that her…?”
“Yeah, she’s a Routley”

by (Ted4life8) March 26, 2024

routney

an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.

As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.

by Yale 79er June 30, 2007

Routledge

To have a sore anus, or to have had extremely rough anal sex... sometimes leading to rectal bleeding.

It also means to receive a nice meal.

Girl 1: Hey, how was your night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was great...until I got Routledged!
Girl 3: Oh! Did your parents make you dinner?
Girl 4: No, but my boyfriend did me in the ass.

by Lord Cumsalot December 18, 2009

Routney

An erection so huge and hard it causes all of the blood to rush out of your head and you pass out

Tyrone didn't come to work today because he had a routney. I hope he doesn't die as a result!

by L D S February 5, 2014

George Hannam Routledge

a pedo who acts hard and tries to be edgy but not

your like george Hannam Routledge

by big boy ross May 22, 2019

john booker routledge

the third hottest man in outer banks after jj and rafe, hot tan surfer boy who pulled sarah cameron the girl of every guys dreams

“yo did you see john booker routledge??”

“yeah bro he fine ash”

by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022

The T.Routely

Popular sexual variation of the position 69 in which hermaphrodite gives a man a rim job as she gets eaten out while on her period. When finished, the man then shits in her mouth, jumps up, spits her period blood on her and shouts "Fuck off!"
Popularized by underground sexual role players that got bored with "normal" sex.

A: Man, I met up with that Taylor chick from Rue 21, it was crazy!
B: Oh yeah, what happend?
A: I gave her the T.Routely!
B: Aw, shit man. Nice!

by Rp4realz August 28, 2010