an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.
Girl 1: Hey, how was your night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was great...until I got Routledged!
Girl 3: Oh! Did your parents make you dinner?
Girl 4: No, but my boyfriend did me in the ass.
Popular sexual variation of the position 69 in which hermaphrodite gives a man a rim job as she gets eaten out while on her period. When finished, the man then shits in her mouth, jumps up, spits her period blood on her and shouts "Fuck off!"
Popularized by underground sexual role players that got bored with "normal" sex.
A: Man, I met up with that Taylor chick from Rue 21, it was crazy!
B: Oh yeah, what happend?
A: I gave her the T.Routely!
B: Aw, shit man. Nice!