Definitions by ThatVerizonGuy

ensamsungification

A more PG term for enshittification; the adding of unnecessary and unwanted features to objects

"Have you seen the new AI powered Samsung smart fridge that plays ads on the front screen and will be unrepairable by normal repair means?"
"God, we need to end the ensamsungification of devices"

ensamsungification by ThatVerizonGuy January 11, 2026

Rosenbauming 

Verb

To go off one’s medication; to never take medication

Did you hear about that pedophile who chased a minor down the street? Dude was totally Rosenbauming.”

Rosenbauming by ThatVerizonGuy November 15, 2021

Mall Fatigue 

When, after the massive amount of time spent in a mall for the holidays, people shop at any location, even if it is a location with worse customer service, provided it is a standalone store.

I would go visit those guys at the Verizon Kiosk in the mall, since they're more knowledgeable in their products, but this mall fatigue is killing me. I'll just go to that other store.

Mall Fatigue by ThatVerizonGuy December 28, 2016