Rooing

When your penis is erect, protruding from, and held vertical by the wasteband of your underwear and pants, you are 'Rooing'.

This is usually a way to attempt to control an unexpected erection, and is used to avoid pitching a tent.

This is in reference to a baby kangaroo (a joey) peeking out from his mother's pouch.

*people watching sexy videos!*

--"Whoa! That was super-sexy! Let's go on a beer run!"

"Dude, I totally can't get up from the couch just now...I'm Rooing! Flip over to Anderson Cooper 360 for like two minutes and i'll be good to go!"

--"Right on! Just don't lift your shirt--I don't want to see that Joey!"

by jason gross July 15, 2008

Rooing

Doing but with a r

What are you rooing., you rooing that.

by Jaiden peirce November 30, 2019

Rowing

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

by hickoryB October 21, 2013

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

roingus

Roingus is a animal with a tail. He is getting pumped!!!!!!! he is also very spookable and he is gang.

roingus is getting pumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hm m yes spook roingus
roingus gang
roingus eatig

by zombeeeepikachu January 12, 2021

dutch rowing team

a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.

why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch rowing team.

by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010