Roof It

to have sex with someone just for the sake of having a place to sleep for the night.

She can roof it anywhere she goes just because she has big tits.

by duckitsapuck September 4, 2010

roofing

The act of having sexual intercourse on a rooftop with at least one partners head dangling off the edge.

I surprised Kelly last night by taking her up to the roof and roofing her all night long.

by xblarg May 20, 2010

roof

to take a good joke too far, to the point of it not being funny anymore

(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."

by joanna_grace October 18, 2006

On the roof

to be, absolutely burst out your tree on the bevy; Skited without any worry of consequence; to have a skin full; to be out of control on the bevy; an all day bender; to inhale alcohol at such a level that you cannot see; to be mortal with drink;

Murray: im gonna get fucked out my tree tonight so much so im going to be on the roof!

Sam: i'll see you at the chimney

by helmetrashLAD January 16, 2011

roofing

The act of being on another's roof. Usually in a down town area, where roof swapping is a possibility. It is always illegal, and if it isn't then it's not roofing, it's being on a roof with permission.

Hey wanna go roofing down town tonight?
No way. Last time I roofed I got caught.

by verduras June 6, 2007

roof

to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.

Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...

by maybenot6 September 17, 2006

roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

by M L September 29, 2006