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To be on a very high grade of marijuana, wasted as hell, not giving a shit about anything. Buzzed as hell.
"Damn dude, I'm skited after just one bowl of that fine shit".
skited by TKREED April 19, 2008
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skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
That guy looks like a skirted egg!
skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008
Word of the Day on February 16, 2024

SkitDaddle 

A Word Used By PeanutLive215 Meaning To Leave Abruptly.
Groupie: Hey Peanut

Nut: F--k Out My Face B----, SkitDaddle.
SkitDaddle by Tecsz P. December 5, 2012

Skite-cape 

The act of one removing his shirt during a drinking session and then fastening the shirt up at the collar with the shirt behind the body to form a cape.
"mate, get your skite-cape on"

"Last one to get their skite-cape on"
Skite-cape by Skitelover123 July 21, 2009

skitehoond 

You're such a skitehoond

Give the skitehoonds a call
skitehoond by Skitehound90 October 29, 2010

skitehound 

Lad out on the skite; drunk and disorderly.
Check that skitehound.

Who's up for a night out? I'll call the skitehounds.
skitehound by Skitehound90 October 29, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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