Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?
A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"