an amazing woman. smart and short. has an amazing body and on point makeup skills. her fashion sense is totally in right now. she makes everyone so happy. typically has a silly laugh. she cares about everyone that cares about her. even though her beautiful unique name means tears the tears she does cry are usually out of love for another person or a person she cares deeply about is hurt and in pain. the love she has for people is unconditional. her smile lights up the room as soon as she walks in.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.